God hates gays apparently... but he also hates shrimps!

I dont know if anyone has ever heard of the hate-mongering website www.godhatesfags.com .

You know, one of those sites which have these extreme fundamentalists views, probably worse than Islamic Fundementalists, who take quotes from an ancient book (half of it being fictitious) known as the bible, and morph it into the way they want.

"SODOMY IS AN ABOMINABLE SIN, WORTHY OF DEATH.
"If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them." Leviticus 20:13. "Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them." Romans 1:32"

BULLSHIT...
BULLSHIT...
BULL FUCKING SHIT!

I was taught in Sunday school that God is all loving for all of his creatures and forgives very easily, I mean, surely, if God was this infallible being, why did he put, what is regarded by the extremists in the christian church, fault in humanity, that being, whatever makes certain people homosexual?

If God is such a genius to have created Earth and all that is, surely he could fix this "fault", if its so wrong. If God is such a genius why did he make other mistakes then?

www.godhatesshrimp.com

It may sound like a parody, but, maybe to some extent, BUT, if we take in the same rules, and manipulation of biblical text, Shrimp, crab, lobster, clams, mussels, all these are an abomination before the Lord. I would like, if I may, to quote some passages from the bible at you all;

Leviticus 11:9-12 says: 9 These shall ye eat of all that are in the waters: whatsoever hath fins and scales in the waters, in the seas, and in the rivers, them shall ye eat. 10 And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you: 11 They shall be even an abomination unto you; ye shall not eat of their flesh, but ye shall have their carcases in abomination. 12 Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you.
Deuteronomy 14:9-10 says: 9 These ye shall eat of all that are in the waters: all that have fins and scales shall ye eat: 10 And whatsoever hath not fins and scales ye may not eat; it is unclean unto you.

What do you make of that? Salmon is perfectly fine in Gods eyes, so is the Shark, the Swordfish... although I don't know where Jellyfish or Portugese Man O' Wars (since they are creature made out of thousands of smaller microscopic creatures) fall into this. But according to this Shrimp, crab, lobster, clams, mussels are all an abomination...

Yet, the all knowing, infallible Lord Allmighty created them... even though he hates them? What?!!? He made something he hates? Well, blimey, thats hypocritical mister God sir... why do you do these things and then say, "Oh, actually, I hate it" ... I wonder to myself,if it was like when a band do a song and it gets to number one, and gets so popular that they then hate the song and never play it again?

So there you have it, proof that God isn't all that infallible... although, that isn't in anyway proof, but none of those quotes from the bible are proof that God hates homosexuals and crustacean. So, I feel, if they can jump to those rash conclusions, nothing is stopping me.

PS. Visit http://www.godhateshomophobes.com/ . Unlike those other websites, they don't need to quote from the bible, because, if there IS a God, he would probably hate hatemongers more than homosexuals.

Thank you and goodnight. Again.

Kristoff xxx