What the fuck just happened?

I remember saying some things in the past two years. I have changed my mind about a lot of things. I used to be quiet stubborn in my ways, but now I am opening up to doing somethings that will improve my life!

"I have no intention on learning how to drive"

I have totally changed my opinion on this now, next year, I am learning how to drive a bastarding car! All my friends are doing it, and I'm kind of feeling left out, I'll still be the hippy I am and not drive anywhere less than 5-10 miles away (depending on how much I feel like walking), because it's a fact that driving is bad for the earth, but I am beginning to realise it sure is useful.

"I can't be arsed with tattoos and piercings"

Fuck that, I'm gonna get one tattoo, a nice fucking geeky one too!! POW!!!

"I'm not going to university, there are no good courses"

Ahh, I found event management, now that looks an interesting course that I would actually enjoy!! Also, I want my own venue, what a useful thing to learn!

"I can't be arsed with a gap year"

I'm gonna go to fucking Japan and Australia.

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fuck